Best Animal Rights T-shirt Slogans EVER

Wear your heart on your sleeve, and your politics on your t-shirt. Or so the old saying goes. Well it's something like that anyway.  So in tribute to the animal rights/vegan/vegetarian t-shirts slogans, I present you with the 10 best: 

10. Beat your own meat

9. Tofu: the other white meat

8. Heart attacks - God's revenge for eating his animal friends

7. Animals die to keep your fat ass alive

6. This vegan only eats her man's meat

5. If you want to wear fur, stop shaving

4. Vegetarians are animals in bed

3. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.*

2. First runner up:

1. And . . . . . our winner: 

(Image from http://www.threadless.com/submission/170537/Vegan_Zombie?streetteam=roboppy)

*Originally  a quote from A. Whitney Brown

Peace out.