Son of Rejected Yoga Company Names

As promised, here are more disturbing names. . . if you haven't already, please VOTE for your favorite real name! 

On a Bender

Funky Chakra

Yogasm           Photosource

Zen Chicken (taken!)

Gent Bent (also taken, others with perverted minds)

Eyes on your own mat

Knotty bits

Yogis for dogies   

Manbearpig mats

The Dirty Yogi

Sparkle Monkey Mats

Animalistic Mystic

Bent for Beasts

Yogis do it in downward dog

The Pawin' shop

Going Down for Dogs

Assume the Position

Bending backwards for Animals

It's a stretch

and my personal fav (Thanks Doug!) Photosource

Pranayama yo Mama! 

Going to do some yoga now, I got stressed doing the 10 minutes of work it took to write this. I need to center myself. 

Peace out. 

Name That Company!

For those who have been gently reminding me to update my blog: STFU I'm busy ok? Just kidding, thanks for paying attention! My kind yet perverted friends have been helping me come up with a name for my new company. The concept is yoga mats with animal inspired designs, with a portion of the cost going to animal-based charities. Cool huh? DONT STEAL IT. Or I will hunt you down.  

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So in honor of a recent late-night sleep deprived brainstorming session, I give you: 

REJECTED YOGA COMPANY NAMES

Bow chicka bow wow

Think globally, act yogally

Lickety splits

Planet Prone

Tails from the the yoga mat

Breathin' heavy

Tied to be fit

More sacred cowbell!

Seventh inning stretch

Gnu ewe

Compromising positions

Yoganisms

Heavenly petting

Pet shop toys

and one of my personal favs: Queen Laqueefa (shout out to S! I know it was you.)

The list is loooong folks so you'll have to tune in tomorrow for Part II. In the meantime, check out the serious name candidates on the poll above and vote for your fav! 

Peace out.